🍺 100% CHICKEN🐔 0% COORDINASHUN💥 MAXIMUM CLUCK📺 PONS FAMLY APPROVD*🍗 BEST VIEEWED AFTER MIDNITE🍺 100% CHICKEN🐔 0% COORDINASHUN💥 MAXIMUM CLUCK📺 PONS FAMLY APPROVD*🍗 BEST VIEEWED AFTER MIDNITE

$DRUNKCHICKEN

● ONLNE??

★ THE INTERNET'S LEAST SOBER CHICKEN ★

DRUNKCHICKEN

WELCOME 2 MY CHIKEN SHRINE

NEW!

The official DRUNKCHICKEN meme: a yellow chicken relaxing in an armchair with a beer

★ BUT WAIT! ★DRUNKMAXXERMAXX PROFITS*

OFICIAL MEME — DO NOT FEED AFTER 2AM

One chicken. Several bevreges. Zero abiltiy to walk in a straight line.

AUTHENTIC CACOPY THIS THING

🍺 TOKEN_ADDRESS_FINAL_FINAL_IMDOINGITRIGHT_DRUNK_BLABLABLA.txt

CONTRACT ADDRESS (CA)

0xc7cA3Cade27bbD9514389C0427870770E49bfe7F

GET IT ON PONS FAMILY ↗

CHECK THE FULL ADDRESS. THE CHICKEN CANNOT TYPE AND WILL NOT FIX YOUR MISTAKES.

🐔 swap_DRUNK_final_FINAL2_use_this.exeWALLET: OFFLINE

DIRECT ONCHAIN SWAP

ETH → DRUNKCHICKEN

YOU PAY

YOU RECEIVE (EST.)

—DRUNKCHICKEN

MAX SLIPPAGE

LIVE QUOTE FROM THE VERIFIED DRUNKCHICKEN POOL

Uses the verified DRUNKCHICKEN / WETH pool and Robinhood Chain contracts. Your wallet signs the transaction through a browser wallet or WalletConnect; this site never sees private keys. ERC-20 routes may require approval first. ETH output unwraps WETH atomically. Quotes can move before confirmation.

THE PLAN??? 🐣

Get drunk while the chicken moons. We get richer. Try to keep up. 🍻🌕

THE IDEA 🐔

One drunk chicken you bought while drunk, outperforming your entire portfolio. 🐔📈

THE BEST BAD DECISION 🍻

Buying one drunk chicken and getting rich. 🍗💸

4:07 AM // 12% BATTRY

🍺 drunkchikcen_unsent_FINAL_final_2.txt

TO: teh holderss 💚delivred probably ✓✓

THE DRUNKCHICKEN MANIFSTO

helo holders its me. the drunk chiken. i foudn the phone behind couch and i have somthing importnat to say4:07 AM

we are gona get rich becase i did the math on a napkin and the napkin said YES. i lost teh napkin but trust the proces probably4:08 AM

RULE 1: hold the chicken. RULE 2: hold my drink. RULE 3: wait wich one was the token4:08 AM

if chart go up: genius. if chart go down: chicken is just bending knees for a HUGE jump. this is sicence4:09 AM

we dont leave holders at the bar. we cluck together. we drunkmaxx together. we wake up and check wallet with one eye together4:11 AM

ok goodnite see u at the top or in the group chat asking what happend. luv, chicken xoxo

GET RIHCH OR GET ANOTHR ROUND

*napkin math is not financal advice. the napkin has not been located.

YOU HAVE REACHED THE BOTTOM OF THE INTERNET.

STILL THIRSTY?

🐔 ENTER PONS FAMILY 🐔